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tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance
funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “
how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry
Don’t forget this high quality [citation needed]
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thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
millennials are killing the hating your wife industry
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fcuking hate the raccoons around here
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if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military
(Source: sunbutch)
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(Source: deegaynolds)
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the DELIVERY
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Paranormal entities like demons aren’t native to our reality, so I love monster designs where they look human but something’s clearly wrong: Jerky movements, fast twitching, floating off the floor, etc.
Concept: Demons who look just like humans but are clearly not:
- Visually distorted even when up close.
- Even if your vision is poor you can still see the demon far away even if everything else is blurred.
- Shadows from the wrong light source.
- Mimics your breathing and blinking.
- Voice can be heard clearly no matter where the demon is.
- Mouth not in sync with words.
- Somehow breathing while speaking, or not breathing at all.
- Features change every time you look away from them or blink. For example, a mole on the nose has moved to the forehead, or they’re suddenly taller/shorter than you.
- Subtle sounds like scratching an itch or cloth being rustled by movement is much louder than it should be, or makes no noise at all.
- Reflection/shadows are not matching.
- When asking other people what the demon’s doing right now, all accounts are different.
- Because demons aren’t from this world, anything they interact with becomes “wrong”. For example, doors that usually open from the outside now open from within, and ceilings being lower or much higher than physically possible.
#me laying my head on my demon bf’s chest: hon i cant hear your heartbeat where is it haha
#demon bf: *gulping but its in his stomach not his throat* i uhhhh
- Visually distorted even when up close.
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a big strong gentle wife to hold her tiny husband
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beauty products being marketed as ’be your natural you’ is literally evil
(Source: jinsaidgayrights)
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Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.
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Just think Rhyhorn as a Corgi (but hard).
